There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
