And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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