I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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