Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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