I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
someone owes me an orgasm
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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