Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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