We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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