Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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