the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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