I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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