i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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