remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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