So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I have post one night stand depression
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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