guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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