no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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