I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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