Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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