she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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