What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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