I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
