spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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