she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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