we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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