So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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