I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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