So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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