Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You pole danced in your parka.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I had to cum in my sink.
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