Walk of Shame. In a state park.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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