why didn't you poke me back
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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