Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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