I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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