I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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