And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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