Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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