Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm both gender and math confused
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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