i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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