Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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