Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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