I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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