You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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