i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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