Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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