Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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