its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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