It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
