Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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