i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
