I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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