going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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