trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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