? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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