Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
wanna go halves on a baby?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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