No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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