Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
