Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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