So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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